## TITLE  (129 / 140 chars)

This Is Not a Drill Shirt, Funny Dad Shirt, Handyman Tee, Fathers Day Gift for Dad, Fixer of Things Dad Shirt, Funny Gift for Him

## ART STYLE

flat

## COLOR VARIANTS

Military Green, Navy, Black, White, Natural, Sand, Carolina Blue

## IMAGES  (see create-listing/README.md for ordering)

- 1 Military Green flat-lay
- 2 Military Green on-model
- 3 Navy flat-lay
- 4 PoP (Points of Parity)
- 5 size chart
- 6 color grid
- 7 Black flat-lay
- 8 White flat-lay
- 9 Natural flat-lay
- 10 Sand flat-lay
- 11 Carolina Blue flat-lay
- 12 Navy on-model
- 13 Black on-model

## VIDEO  (see create-listing/README.md ordering)

- `videos/1-not-a-drill-hammer.mp4`

## TAGS  (13 / 13, each <=20 chars)

funny dad shirt, not a drill shirt, handyman shirt, fathers day gift, fathers day shirt, gift for dad, dad birthday gift, dad humor shirt, funny shirt men, handyman gift, tool shirt, fixer of things, new dad gift

## INK GROUPS

- design.png: White, Natural, Sand, Carolina Blue
- design-light-ink.png: Military Green, Navy, Black

## DESCRIPTION

For the dad who's fixed everything in the house at least twice and calls it a hobby — this is not a drill.

A bold slab-serif headline arcs over a hand-engraved claw hammer, delivering the punchline the second you read it: it's a hammer, not a drill. Printed in one clean ink with an old letterpress texture — cream ink on the dark tees, deep charcoal on the light ones — so it looks sharp on whatever color he'd actually reach for.

It makes a funny Father's Day gift for the fix-it dad, the weekend handyman, the garage tinkerer, or the guy who owns more tools than he'll admit — and a solid gift for the man who says he doesn't want anything.

Each tee is printed just for you on a heavyweight, structured 100% cotton shirt that's built to hold its shape and softness wash after wash.

The details:
- Heavyweight cotton with a classic, relaxed unisex fit
- Solid colors: 100% cotton, preshrunk jersey knit; heather and grey shades are a cotton-poly blend
- Seamless double-needle collar, with taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems

Sizing & care:
- Unisex fit runs true to size — size up if you like a roomier, oversized look
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly over the design

A note on ordering: each shirt is made to order to cut down on waste, so please allow a few days for production before it ships your way. Sending it as a gift? Leave a note at checkout.

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